i sometimes feel like the people i work with may not understand some of the words i use. does that make them stupid or me smart?

what makes people think they can steal a baby out of some woman's belly? seriously. have you heard of this? it's not like it happens every day, but why on earth does it happen at all? how can this possibly seem logical to anyone: «i will cut open that woman's belly and take her bebe out and raise it as my own.» um... what the hell? like, everyone you know is going to believe you just up & had a bebe even though you weren't pregnant. and, really, it's considered bad form to take someone's tuna sandwich from the company fridge, so in what universe can you think it's going to be okay to cut someone open & take her bebe? your a idot!

yes, some people are idiots. id.i.ot. [imagine e.t. saying «eliot»... «ell-eee-uht»] here's a gal who spends more effort constructing a reason why she cannot do something than it would take her to just do it. id.i.ot. here are a couple guys piloting a plane who overshoot their target airport by 150 miles. id.i.ots. here's a guy who thinks he has to put his mouth rightnexto the microphone in order to obtain amplification. id.i.ot. here are two football players on scholarship at a major university who stage a stick-up using a b-b gun, get arrested, and lose their scholarships. id.i.ots. here is a guy who accelerates to get IN FRONT OF me in traffic when the road behind me is clear for miles & miles & miles. id.i.ot. here is a couple who give up on peyton & the colts and go to bed when the score is 31-17. id.i.ots. here is a girl who always goes to starbux because she cannot figure out how to order a cuppa at the local indie coffeeshop. id.i.ot.

yeah. the world is full of 'em.