25 October 2009

let's say you spend all afternoon, from like noon to say 18:00, putting up a structure of legos. is that an erection lasting more than four hours?

from the tripping odometer: 13131, 13331, 13579. from the honda: 51515. it appears from a quick perusal of the internets that honda is spanish for slingshot. «veddy interestink - but not funny.» [as arte johnson would say were he not riding the great tricycle in the sky.]

in case you're wondering why i'm not providing titans coverage this season, it's because the titans aren't playing this season. they do appear to be suiting up for games, but they're not showing up in any real sense. also not showing up this football season: vandy. a real disappointment after last year's superiour seasons for both these teams.

the odd thing about vandy is that they've got all these players in top stats for the s-e-c and so you'd think they'd also have a really good team, but the reason these players accumulate the stats is simply b/c they are out on the field so much. vandy ain't got no depth. [<<-- grammatically incorrect sentence about vandybuild = ironicalness] vandy player to watch: freshman running back warren norman. i like to call him stormin' norman, but it doesn't seem to be catching on, so help me out here and start spreading the news about this wonderous nickname. stormin' norman has run back 2 kickoffs for touchdowns this season, and that doubles the amount run back by any other vandy player, ever. this week he started from the goal line on a kickoff return and ran the length of the field. stellar.larry smith, the sophomore qb, is getting all the snaps which is somewhat of a mystery around here. why not give mackenzie adams some work? he's a senior. why not let him play some his senior year? larry smith is supposed to be So Much Better than mackenzie adams, but i am really not sure How Much More Worse Could You Lose and still believe you have the best personnel on the field.vandy had a real chance to win this week, making it all the more disappointing that they did not. they beat western carolina to start the season, then faced l-s-u, a certain loss, but that's fine. then, missippy state, should have been a win but was not, so right there they're 1-2 and should have been 2-1. beat rice in week 4. so, at week 4 they were 2-2 heading into the game with missippy, which they could have won but lost. army, which they should have won but lost. so, at week 6 they could have been 4-2 with wins at western carolina, one of the missipys, army, and rice, and losses only to l-s-u and one of the missipys. instead, they're 2-4, heading into the game with georgia, a near certain loss. 2-5 heading into this week's game with south carolina. now they stand at 2-6 with really no way to salvage 6 wins at this point. games left include: georgia tech, florida, kentucky, and tennessee. last year's team, i'd give them wins over ga-tech and kentucky with a maybe over tennessee. this year's team, i predict 4 more losses and a finish at 2-10. they will definitely not be going to a bowl game 2 years in a row if you're counting this year as one of the 2.

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