coffee talk

this is a pic of my coffee can from work. notice the easy open top. it's a thin metal sheet that is vacuum sealed to the can and is removed easily with the handy pull tab. between this type of pull tab and the more common looped pull tab there should be no need for a can opener. ever. there is seriously no reason why every can should not be made with an easy open top. i know you agree with me.

notice also in the pic my coffee spoon. it is conveniently notched. i have no idea when this happened, but i noticed last week there was a piece of plastic in the coffee in the can. i was like «omg!omg! there is plastic in my coffee can!» and i could not figure out where it came from and i was going to file a lawsuit and i knew the first thing i had to do was fish it out & get a better look at it, so i grabbed my coffee spoon to fish out that piece of plastic and - d'oh!

notice the coffee is don francisco's cimmanon hazelnut. mmmm! don franseeeeskoh! this is like the coffee ever. probably would be better as freshly roasted beans. wonder if i can get some freshly roasted don franseeeeskoh! i delegate this to you - find me some don franseeeekoh beans. now!

in conclusion, merlin's on. gotta go watch!