today is columbus day. what did you discover?

i discovered:

- do not leave your banana unattended beside the microwave where your oatmeal is cooking. the banana might not be there when you get back. that is, if you work where i work, which is apparently a den of banana thieves.

- teething can cause ear aches in babies.

- diarrhea has a silent r.

- biscotti - with coffee it's a cookie, without coffee it's practically a weapon. not really a fact i discovered... more like a quote i discovered. which i like. b/c it is funny.

that's all i have now.