why did you keep reading when i told you to stop?

in the locker room, i am not embarrassed to undress & re-dress in front of others. who really cares, eh? nobody is looking at anything but their clothing, trying to get dressed as quickly as possible. the only thing that worries me as we are all busily facing our lockers is that someone will come in & catch a glimpse of me from the back. i mean, what's going on back there? could be a pimple on my butoxie or some such. ick. never can be sure, and it's kind of disconcerting to think what might be up with the downside.

when i run, i wear a garmin forerunner. it keeps track of the time & distance, so i can go where ever i want & know how far it is. the velcro band on the forerunner gets very sweaty. stop reading now if you are squeamish. i am warning you, stop. now. sometimes i like to smell the velcro band. see, i told you to stop reading. and, no, i really have no idea why i do that.