if you brought your partici-pants, pull 'em on!

best semi-curse word: wanker

best vincent: tie - vincent d'onofrio & vincent vaughn

best streetlight fuel: sodium vapor

best worm: nematode

best description of liberalism: politics of grievance

most likely to clean the house: my old man [w00t!!]

best housing material: logs

best description of stupid-talk: sounds like your mouth is falling down the stairs

best traffic flow engineering design: the jug-handle

most misunderstood traffic flow engineering design: the jug-handle

best summer camp: brigadoon

best amusement ride: the sky-ride

best instrument: bagpipes

best next entry in this list: yours! ...whatta ya got?