questions... possibly without answers....

whycome is it that osama bin freakin-laden can upload vids to his own personal webpage from a cave in the afghani wilderness, and i cannot get a mobile signal in my back yard?

whycome is it i never win the powerball jackpot? or, even a smallish jackpotette w/ like a few thousand wee li'l buckeroos, eh?

whycome is it with most soda, you can open the liter bottle a wee smidgen to let out the pressure, and if it's gonna really blow all to hula, it will blow then, so pretty much right away you know whether you are safe or not, but with tonic water, after you open the bottle a wee smidgen & let out the pressure, and you wait, and you think you have the all clear -- kabla-ow!! whycome is it tonic water has a delayed spewization?

whycome is it if you are positive you have 3 down correct, and you are just as sure you have 3 across correct, they do not match up?

whycome is it some folks never learned to use their indoor voices?

whycome is it that 70º feels so hot at the beginning of the summer & so cold at the end?

whycome is it the shower curtain always kinda billows into the shower, but sometimes, you can kinda pull it aside a wee bit & let some of the cold air in & the hot air out & even things out enough so that the curtain will just stop its meandering, but sometimes, you can 'bout nigh to whip the curtain full open, and it just keeps on billowing in and sticking to yer freakin legs like a piece o' freakin scotch brand tape or something?

don't you love that part in pretty woman with the floss? yeah....