a score by any other name would smell as rank.

score last night was 3-3 at halftime. that is really all you need to know. don't be so nosey about the final score. what is a score, anyway? a bunch of numbers all plastered together. and, what are numbers? barren & meaningless little symbols. the meaning is in the context, eh? yeah, so why are you so nosey about the symbols that were in context at the end of the game? you are such a nosey parker. okay, fine. the symbols were: 0, 1, 5. do with them as you wish.

speaking of symbols, when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, do you flush? i generally do not, b/c the flusher on my toidey sometimes doesn't settle back down quite correctly, and i don't need no feng shui fountain in my bathroom all night long. so, you see where this is going, right? sure you do. the next question - if you don't flush at midnight, when do you flush? the next available opportunity? like, do you get up & flush immediately when the alarm goes off? or, do you go again, and then flush? the former would appear to be more sanitary and the latter more environmentally friendly. really, the pee has been sitting there like hours already. why not pee again, and then flush it all at once? makes sense to me. looking forward to your valued opinions on this one.