performance art at the coffee house

i sewanee, it is just a little of this & a little of that, don't you know? here i am at the coffee shop -- yay coffee shop! -- and there is this one booth that has electricity to it. some tables do, but one booth. so, that is the booth i like, and some days it is available & some not. that is just how it goes in the coffee shop. some days, i am the only customer & some not. but, the stellar stuff is the cinnamon raisin bagel, the coffee w/ a shot of hazelnut, the free wifi.

today... there is this couple sitting there, in the good booth. she is like in his lap, and he is nuzzling & kissing her, and every once in a while, she will turn around for a full kiss, and all the while, she is reading aloud to him from a harlequin romance novel. bahwha? hello - people - let's try to focus... booths are for those of us with computers, not for your soft-core porn performance art.

sha.