to the tech staff

A) i am not intrigued with your every technical move. skip the play-by-play and fix the machine.

II. do not wish to have a conversation with you while you are in my office - occupying my chair, my computer, and my general space - exacerbating my space-related anxiety issues. skip the small talk and fix the machine.

3: even when i request your services, i have no desire to drop what i am doing to accommodate your schedule. tell me when you will be here and how long the operation will take so that i can plan to do something else at the time.

- - if the computer is not broken, i don't want to see you. if you need to perform some random non-essential operation on my computer, do it when i am not here.