wired, a little?

standing in line at the mapco -- trying to purchase the only kind of gum i like but which no one has anymore anywhere anytime, so i was buying substitute gum and lotto tix, and the woman in front of me was buying 4 monsterstyle drinks although they were called something like kronik, and also she was buying a large'esque bag of tortilla chips, and a pack of ciggies.