8000 words, plus

if you look closely you'll see that one at the top reads "sparkle", not "spackle". what kind of an idiot thinks a christmas tag reads "spackle"? probably YOU!

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look. a special card for a special person. all eight of them.

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this is the logo for the olympics to be held in rio in... what year? you can figure that one out. there's some sort of controversy about this logo being a reminiscent of another logo of some non-profit agency in like spokane or someplace but if you will observe you will see that it is reminiscent of not a logo, but rather, quite simply, of a weenus.

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this morning when i logged into the internet this was on my home screen. it took me a few moments to recover from the panic that the country's financial structure had given way. IT'S AN AD. sheesh.

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because the house is in a disarray, we've been dining out at breakfast. cracker barrel has this cranberry orange muffin encrusted with pecans and toasted oatmeal. it is probably the single unhealthiest thing on the menu besides the gravy. however. it's delicious. so i have been ordering the muffin breakfast with the muffin in a box, and then i have the muffin for lunch. the muffin for lunch with my other lunch? no. nothing else. the muffin will suffice. if you look closely here, you will see the letter "n" is wearing a tiny oatmeal hat.

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someone put this picture in the restroom at work. is it a decoration? is it for sale? is it an art show? thoughts? anyone?

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when i first saw this i thought it was hilarious. "their toothbrush"! hahaha! as if your family has only one tb between them. haha. ha. yeah, i am tired of it already. now you get to be tired of it, too.

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and, last but definitely not least, this is an example of the kind of gift you would receive if the person you lived with found you as fascinating as the person i live with finds me. or, you know, something along those lines.