pizza? again?

SO.

the exciting news of the day is that i am going to get started getting back in shape. no, really.

REALLY.

i mean, like, after today because today i am sitting in starbux drinking a skinny cimmanon dolce latte - in which skinny probably means like only 98% of the calories of the fat one.

ANYWAY.

today's not the day, but tomorrow is a distinct possibility. tomorrow will be my first day back at work after this long holication. back in the work routine = back in the work out routine. at least until friday when we have another holiday. that gives me two whole days to establish my new habits, to lay in a solidly solid foundation.

RIGHT.

what it is, is that i see all the dolls in their leggins and boots and their cute little sweaters and i want that look and i know i can have that look. some people like to exercise to get in shape because it's healthy. some people like to exercise because they just like to exercise. for me personally, it's all about The Look.

The Look

WHAT?

anorexia is out because it'll blow you right past The Look and into The Land Of Brittle Hair And Rotted Teeth, and it's a proven fact that brittle hair and rotted teeth are singularly unattractive. smoking is a weight loss aid, but again you have the tooth issues with additionally the breath issues and the yellow finger of fate issues. not good. diet pills are a pretty good option - they don't have a lot of appearance-based side effects. well, unless you count death. dead is a pretty big turn off for most people and even if there are folks who find you attractive in death -- you're not going to get to enjoy their attentions in that state, are you now? pluswise, diet pills make me hungry.

SO.

i'm open to suggestions but from here it seems a deep commitment to being truly healthy is my quickest and most reliable route to shallow beauty.