a little cream in my coffee

been drinking coffee since i was 15. at brigadoon, only the big girls were allowed to drink coffee, so as soon as i qualified i bellied up to the coffee pot. didn't want to mess around with figuring out sugars & creams - just drank the stuff straight. drank it straight for years. and years. and years. then last year i saw elvis putting cream in his coffee and «i was like why are you putting cream in your coffee» and he was like «with the amount of coffee i drink if i drank it all black it would burn a hole in my stomach.» and i was like okay i don't want a hole in my stomach. so i tried it and it was okay, but here's the real bonus - if the milk's cold, it will cool down the coffee enough to drink it right away. no more messing with ice coobes!

crappy green team won 2 today to put us in the finals of the tournament next weekend. tomorrow i am going to the dr and i hope he says - here, do this and you can play next weekend. and that the «this» he prescribes is like wave a majix wand over it and it's all fixed.

watched part of the usa vs egypt soccer today, and every single man on the egypt team is named ahmed except this one guy that was mohamed. sirrusly. okay, not. i looked it up and 9 out of 21 are named ahmed. 6 are named mohamed. so like over half are named one or the other name and it's not like half the usa guys are named joe and schmoe so i think it's unusual that these guys all have the same name. do they only have like 10 names in egypt?