drive & laff & drive & laff & drive

went to pick up the rental.

-- rental guy -- which car would you like? you can pick the cruiser, the avenger, the rondo, or the sonata.

-- ace -- i'll take the electric blue pt cruiser, if it has cruise control.

[rental guy goes to check cruiser]

-- rental guy -- no, sorry. no cruise on the cruiser.

-- ace -- okay... hmm... i'll take the dodge avenger.

[rental guy looks up avenger on computer]

-- rental guy -- the avenger needs an oil change, and i'd hate for you to have any trouble out on the road.

-- ace -- okay... how about the kia rondo?

[rental guy looks up rondo on computer]

-- rental guy -- the rondo needs an oil change.

-- ace -- are you kidding??

-- rental guy -- no.

-- ace -- okay... how about the hyundai sonata?

-- rental guy -- okay! looks good. i think you'll be really happy with this car. it's got a sun roof & a satellite radio. let me get it washed up & vacuumed & you'll be good to go.

SHEESH! JUST TELL ME TO PICK THE HYUNDAI IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

so, the sonata is enjoyable to drive and it goes really fast, which is of course not at all what i want to be doing. not at all. no no. i would never want to go really fast.

right. so, it's a good thing it has cruise control.

and the satellite radio is the bomb [or, insert more appropriate slang here]. i have found a section of comedy channels - blue collar comedy, the foxxhole, rawdog comedy, laugh usa, and laugh attack. blue collar is of course jeff foxworthy & friends, but they play kathy madigan and paul rodriguez and all sorts of good stuff. foxxhole is jamie foxx's channel so they play jamie foxx standup and his singing but they also play redd foxx and richard pryor and eddie murphy. you know, eddie murphy has really changed from the cutting edge comedy he used to do to his current kiddiecom stuff. let's see... rawdog is probably the funniest b/c for some reason the funny guys curse a lot. the xm display shows you who's on, but most of them i've never heard of anyway. laugh usa is more of your good clean fun type comedians and old school stuff -- and by that i mean it's not very funny. laugh attack is canadian comics, and they are hit or miss.

so, i found this section of comedy channels & i am very much enjoying them, but i wonder what else is out there, especially if there are more comedy channels.