23 May 2009

toilet fishing, or smarter than the average pad

so i was cleaning the bathrooms today and we're all out of those scrubbie things you scrub the toilets with. you know - the ones that you use with the handle where the handle is like a grabbie jaw thing and you sort of grabbie jaw the scrubbie thing with it? fresh brush max. so - we were all out of scrubbie things, so i decided to use the nonscratch scotch brite cleaning pads. so i jawed the scotch brite and all was going well until the scotch brite defected. «eh? hey, little buddy - you have got a job to do - get back here!» so i was chasing the scotch brite around the toilet in a bizarre go-fish of toilet cleaning. you can't really corner something in a bowl... there are no corners. finally trapped the thing against the side and -doh!- the grabbie jaws were all pointed the wrong way, so i could not jaw it. now, of course, i could have just reached in the toilet & nabbed li'l scrubbie with my bare hands, but at this point it was a contest of wills, and i would not let that thing get the best of me. determinedly, i continued and yes - i did finally outwit the little bugger. thus proving i am smarter than a nonscratch scotch brite cleaning pad.

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