sean connery always sounds like he is doing an impersonation of himself.

greetings from maxximo jo's. would have been greetings from the beanery, but they didn't answer the phone, so i am not sure if they are open today. my old man dropped me off here on his way to the gym. so, while he is working out, i am drinking an evil concoction called french toast latte, which has caramel & maple & cream and probably a zillion calories, and i am also eating a blueberry muffin with another zillion, but firstly i ran 5.5 miles today, and also the blueberry muffin appears to have actual, whole blueberries in it, and anything with whole fruit in it is, like, a serving of fruit & therefore, good for you. so there.

so, this girl here at the coffeehouse just said - my pulse is so low, they never can find it. my blood pressure, too. okay... really? i mean, who are you trying to kid, here, kid. then, in a separate convo, this other girl just goes, we watched "flavor of love" on sunday? like, religiously? haha!! religiously! on sunday!! haha!!

note to self: bring ear phones to coffee house. and, my own coffee cup. really need to start remembering my own cup. feeling rather like a slug contributing to trash in this way.

i would like to tear out all the walls in my house - leaving the studs of course - and replace them with brick. wonder if the foundation would support the weight of all those bricks. i could build in windows & shelves & stuff. how cool would that be? i can stack up bricks, so i could even do it myself, except that of course, they would probably need to be mortared together, or they'd all topple over. red brick and glass brick all mixed up.

there is a new indoor shooting range in town, right by the bbq place. i would like to go down there & learn how to shoot a gun. just seems like a useful & sort of cool thing to know how to do. you never know when you will be called upon to defend your family against, like, invading huns or something.

have you heard about the pb recall? it's actually not pb, but pp - ha! pp! - peanut paste that is being recalled. salmonella scare. what i would like to know is why they are putting fish in peanut paste, anyway? i mean, that's just gross.