suffice it to say that this round goes to the old man

so, i had this medical test today that involved a tube up the nose & down the throat. odd & disgusting, though not overly painful due to the numbing substance one must snuffle up ones nose. now that was really the especially disgusting part. anyhoo - i was telling my old man how it was all oogie & slightly painful, and he was like - the last time i had a tube stuck in my body, it was in my ___. hey, kids, you fill in the blank, okay? yeah, and you know it... he wins this round in the medical test challenge.