jonesing for mary jane. the candy, ya dweebus.

i really wanted the mary janes, but they did not have them, so i got the bit-o-honey. i am not sure it will do the trick b/c yesterday i wanted bit-o-honey or sugar babies, and ended up w/ fig newtons b/c they didn't have any of the good stuff at the tigermart. so, today, the bit-o-honey jones had grown into a full-fledged mary jane jones, and they don't have any at the dollar tree. i obviously am a very discretionary shopper and cannot be bothered to go to places where the things i want might actually live. anyhoo - no mary janes at dollar tree, so i got the bit-o-honey, but i don't think ol' mary jane jones is gonna go away that easily.

beware the ides of march.