lines from a tv show

lines from the show, pushing daisies:

• if it was safe, i'da done it myself.
• i was not a drug mule. i was a monkeymule.
• smuggling monkeys put an end to her life.
• a rush of warmth washed over the pie-maker.
• i was being unselfish for selfish reasons.
• as he stared at her, he reached around his back &
  held his own hand.

it was funny tonight, but might not make the cut in the long run. a little too cardboard cut-out fairy tale.