i'm from history - where the heller you from?

never having seen a single episode of the simpsons, i harbor anxiety that the simpsons movie will be beyond my comprehension.

united healthcare is launching a new program where everyone starts with $1000 deductible, and then everyone can earn credits that bring the deductible down. credits are earned not by joining a gym or smoking cessation program, but rather by meeting certain standards of health. like for instance as an example: not having nicotine in your blood when you take the blood test. like that. like actually not smoking and actually not having nicotine in your actual blood. because anyone can join a cessation program, but it's the healthy folks that actually quit.

from the world of odometers: 201804.
you do the math.