hot hot heat - one potato two potato - hot hot heat - one potato two potato

news story #1 -- 2007 nissan altimas recalled b/c the air filters are likely to catch fire when they come in contact w/ something hot. like... a blowtorch. right.

news story #2 -- researchers in france have made a flame retardant material out of potatoes. hot potatoes. right.

logical conclusion -- nissan should make air filters out of potatoes. problem solved. right.