if i had wanted to amuse you, you'd already be laughing.

today's assignment: shake it up. if you usually put on the left sock first, try putting on the right sock on first today. part your hair on the other side. wear something orange or polka dotted.

shake it up enough, and one day you may reach the pinnacle of productivity that is i. so far today i have run the 11.2 in 1:45, picked up the jeep from the mechanic, ate a sandwich, made banana bread, dusted, vacuumed, cleaned the bathrooms, washed the sheets, started the coffee, showered, washed the dishes, made the bed, ate the banana bread w/ coffee, folded the clothes.

yes, one day you can be fabulous just like moi.