when i grow up, i wanna be an astronaut-spy-ballerina-rocket scientist-canoe guide-deejay who lives in a treehouse and drives a motorcycle.

tourettes syndrome causes one to say random, obscene, and potentially offensive things. wonder if you had geographical tourettes... where you show up in random, obscene, and potentially offensive places. what would be really funny would be if i could work out a punchline for this thought.

ah-hrm.

have i mentioned...
** ut & vandy men and ut women are in their respective sweet sixteens? sweet! it's march madness, baybee!
** mini-me is home.
** studio 60 is on a sad hiatus, and if it doesn't come back, there will be trouble. ya got trouble, folks, right here in river city - trouble with a capital 't' and that rhymes with 'p', and that stands for 'pool'!
** the run lined up for this weekend: 20 miles on saturday morning. be there, or... be someplace else. ah-hrm.
** karma, much like sunny baudelaire, enjoys biting people.