skittles

i am so completely worn out by links that open new windows. hey, we get it -- target="_blank" -- good for you, buddy! you mastered HTML from 1998! w00t! yeah - jeez, enough with the new window. e. nuf. i clicked a link. i purposefully made a choice to venture forth into webternetdom. if i can't find my way back, it's not like i am going to starve in the wilderness. just. let. me. gooooo!!!

i was perusing news of the weird to see if there was anything interesting to report to you, but in accordance with its freakishly outdated multiwindow opening technique, the news appearing under a header with today's date is all datestamped with 2009 dates. the only logical conclusion is that there is no current news of the weird and the only logical reason for that is that people are no longer weird nor doing weird things.

good job, everyone!