tax day & i've already got my refund back.

the marriott sent me an email b/c i am in their points club. i have like 3 points but hey, in am in da club. so, they sent this email with the subject line «free night, us$100 credit». i am all like «wootwoot!» thinking i'll use this next time we're in the college town visiting mini-me. open the email, and find the free night is for london, sydney, rio, or dubai. i'll just say that mini-me's college town is in the continental u-s-of-a and let you figure out if i will be using the koopon.

hey, so... let me ask you something -- did you ever have to pee, but you think you'll do the dishes anyway. you think you'll have time, but when the water's going and your hands are in the warm water, the peeness is really getting to you. you're starting to sweat a little & you're dancing around, but the dishes are almost done, so you go all mary tyler moore and you're gonna make it after all and you're on the final dish and you rinse it and omg you are barely hanging in there and you throw the dish in the drainer and you slam the water off and you sling the sponge down and you run for the bathroom and you can't get your pants down fast enough and you sorta pee in your pants. did that ever happen to you? yeah... ne meither.

today while i was running i saw 7 ambulances and the weinermobile. they were not in the same geographic location, so i do believe the sightings were unrelated. well, wait - the ambulances were all in the same locale - down at the park, around the duck pond. i am fairly certain the duck pond is the lunchtime meeting place for most of the ambulance drivers in the metro area. so, if i get hurt by the duck pond, it's all good in that hood. the weinermobile was a couple miles away from the buses. that's all i know about the weinermobile. it was there.

have you ever tried teeth whiteners? my preliminary evaluation is that they seem to sort of work, but they are also sort of wack.