intra-office memogram

to: guy down the cubby-row
from: ace
re: tympanic performance

repeatedly slamming your mouse on the desk -- although quite rhythmic and perhaps even cathartic [for you] -- is not going to make the software any more responsive nor is it going to increase your coworkers' admiration & respect for you. the reality is that it's likely to force us to hit you with a shoe. mayhaps your own shoe. repeatedly, rhythmically... perhaps even catharticly.