please warsh hands

you know what cracks me up? when the weather people think they should go outside to report on the weather, and they are standing there in the wind or rain or snow, or maybe snow and wind or maybe a hurricane or blizzard or ice. so, they are out there in the weather, and it's like -- hey, weatherman, didn't anyone tell you it's raining outside? uh... okay, so it cracks me up that the guy who's supposed to know so much about the weather doesn't have the sense to come in out of the rain.

there is never enough hand soap in the kitchen dispenser. anytime you want to wash your hands, seems like it's empty in there. got it all nice & filled up, and purchalized a replacement container for when it runs out again. this replacement is cute as a button - it's got this tiny plastic parrot inside. (plastic? criminy - i thought that was a real parrot...) anyhooo - there's this tiny plastic parrot inside, and it's just darlin', and it's sitting there in the cabinet waiting its turn. 'cause you know, there's never enough soap in the kitchen dispenser, so you know it will run out soon, but you also know the punchline is the latest refill has lasted like the miracle of the loaves & fishes, and jaysus hisself musta blest that soap, 'cause it ain't ever running out, and that parrot's never gonna see the light of day, no sirree.

have you seen these commercials for j.g. wentworth money services? what is the deal with that? is this guy loaning out his own money? those are really odd commercials, but if you haven't seen them? i might as well be talking to the wall, eh? can't find a picture of ol' j.g. himself, so here's the logo, for your edification.