checklist for 12/24

1. cook apples for potluck with lots of brown sugar to get as close as possible to what mini-me likes without having the proper ingredients. (thanks, publix, for not having the right stuff)
2. make cole slaw with again the improper ingredients. thanks again publix.
3. go for a run.
4. panic about not having the gifts in order. freak about having lost some important gift for some important person.
5. check message board to see what eejity thing sam's been saying and forward eejity stuff to speedy.
6. put on new top with old skirt. complain about not having an entire new outfit. complain about looking/feeling fat.
7. console one's fat self with banana bread and fruit cake.
8. go to family gathering.
9. complain about going to family gathering when the titans game is on. complain about not being able to watch the game. complain about catching bits & pieces of the game and how that will ruin the effect of watching the whole game later on tivo. complain about having the teevee on during the family gathering and how that takes away from the family time. generally complain about teevee and the game.
10. don't forget to bring the coffee b/c you know they won't have any.